The one with the lady
The day I learned not to blindly trust my daughter.
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Hey, it's Diggy.
Speaker:Several weeks ago now, maybe even months.
Speaker:I had to take my daughter to the hospital for a hearing test because she's had hearing problems most of her life, but they are actually a lot better now, so she actually hasn't technically got any hearing problems anymore, but she has to go to be tested from time to time.
Speaker:So I took her to an appointment for this test.
Speaker:We were in there a long, long time.
Speaker:By the time we came out.
Speaker:We were both very hungry, very thirsty.
Speaker:I really needed coffee.
Speaker:So we decided to go and try and find a cafe.
Speaker:And it's also in a town that we don't normally go to for this.
Speaker:We usually go around the corner, but we had to travel quite a bit for this one because actually I don't even remember the reason why, but we had to travel.
Speaker:So whatever, it doesn't matter.
Speaker:Irrelevant to the story.
Speaker:So we started walking around trying to find a cafe.
Speaker:Everyone we walked past was fall or, you know, just really, really busy. Did it look the kind of place where we could go in, read the menu at our own leisure and then order what we wanted.
Speaker:It seemed more like the kind of places wherever like, what do you want?
Speaker:What do you want?
Speaker:Order now.
Speaker:Order now.
Speaker:And we weren't ready for that.
Speaker:And so we're walking along and she looks at me, she goes, oh, dad, look.
Speaker:And she points through the window of this place that we stood in front of, and I turned around, and it's a woman breastfeeding her child.
Speaker:I'm like, oh, I made eye contact with her.
Speaker:She made eye contact with me.
Speaker:She screwed her face up as if to say, what the hell are you looking at?
Speaker:And I went, I'm so sorry.
Speaker:And I turned around and ran away. And she was like, no, dad, I was showing you that and that was a cafe that you had at spotty.
Speaker:I'm like, yep, get a move on.
Speaker:Let's go before somebody comes out and hits me.
Speaker:So yeah, that's the time my daughter forced me to look at a lady's breasts.
